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For those of you who love the loaf but don’t cook, here’s a mouth watering recipe that even a primate can make… You know damn well that everything’s better with bacon…

I came up with the recipe just walking around the grocery store trying to think what

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Welcome to the very first blog post on my brandy spankin’ new tommyzman website. I’ve been doing so much writing, blogging, web work and creative for everyone else that I finally decided it was time to let loose a barrage of mental flatulence of my own doing. Many of you are fans of my daily FaceBook posts, which are basically just bite-sized snippets of what’s actually fermenting in my dank and polluted brain.

This weekly blog will expose me for the old school Cromag that I am – a down to earth guy with traditional values – family and friends mean everything, and your

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A new name has been etched into the hallowed hall of Masters Golf Champions, joining the ranks of such immortals as Hogan, Nicklaus, Palmer, Woods, and Mickelson. And while Bubba Watson was capturing his very first Major, another true champion was dominating the links in a style all of his own. Substituting a leopard skin loin cloth for the coveted Green Jacket, the Original Cromag™ is most

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In a world filled with pretentious, wanna-be, poser, butt-wipes, one honest to goodness real man stands out amongst the rest (hint: he’s donning the leopard skin loin cloth, surrounded by a gaggle of top-heavy hotties.) Truth be told, this throwback is a modern day legend, and there isn’t a man alive who doesn’t want to be the incredible Tommy ZOG.

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Today’s world is full of whiners, wimps, and politically correct jackwagons who are under the delusion that they are the mainstream voice and know what’s best for us all. These, self-absorbed, self-righteous, self-appointed do-gooders of society want to save us from our own doing as the pussifiaction of America continues to rear its hideous head. There comes to a point when one has to ask: “Is there a real man

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Today’s world is full of whiners, wimps, and politically correct jackwagons who are under the delusion that they are the mainstream voice and know what’s best for us all. These, self-absorbed, self-righteous, self-appointed do-gooders of society want to save us from our own doing as the pussifiaction of America continues to rear its hideous head. There comes to a point when one has to ask: “Is there a real man amongst us who will stand up to the P.C. bullying and the tyrannical grip of the pleasure police?” And I say, hell yeah, my bruthas and sistas… It’s time to meet Tommy ZOG

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Origin : Honduras . Body : Full Flavored Beauty
Shape : Torpedo . Size : 6.12 x 54 . Strength : Medium
Wrapper : Nicaragua
Filler : Honduras & Panama
Binder : Sumatra

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March 9, 2012, Tampa Florida – While the world is imposing stricter non-smoking laws everyday, it’s now getting completely out of control as outlawing smoking outside in

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March 1, 2012, Whippany, NJ: The March 2012 Edition of the famed JR CIGARS Catalog has hit the mail (and the web), and Tommy Z’s Featured Rant Column, “What Really Roasts My Robusto” can be found near the back on page 98…

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When I was growing up I seriously loved my cartoons – Bugs, Daffy, Tweetie, Tom & Jerry, Woody, Popeye, and the Roadrunner. Little did I realize, that great stuff was from the 1940’s and  50’s but who really cared, it was on Saturday mornings and I didn’t go out until they were done airing at around noon. My brother and I would pour ourselves a big ol’ bowl of Frosted Flakes (which were known as ‘Sugar’ Frosted Flakes back then), turn on one of three network channels and laugh like a couple of giddy little bastids until our mom made us go outside and play. I know I’m dating myself like a son of a bitch, but does anybody

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