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For those of you who love the loaf but don’t cook, here’s a mouth watering recipe that even a primate can make… You know damn well that everything’s better with bacon…

I came up with the recipe just walking around the grocery store trying to think what

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January 25, 2013, CROMAG NATION – The bastion for real men who celebrate God’s gift of testosterone has launched their first official FaceBook contest, where cigar-laden prizes & official CROMAG-WEAR will bomb the lucky winners!

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Welcome to the very first blog post on my brandy spankin’ new tommyzman website. I’ve been doing so much writing, blogging, web work and creative for everyone else that I finally decided it was time to let loose a barrage of mental flatulence of my own doing. Many of you are fans of my daily FaceBook posts, which are basically just bite-sized snippets of what’s actually fermenting in my dank and polluted brain.

This weekly blog will expose me for the old school Cromag that I am – a down to earth guy with traditional values – family and friends mean everything, and your

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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. – Ronald Reagan

This is just a personal opinion, a sort of peeve of mine, if you will… but it is my belief that ALL career politicians are lying, thieving, evil, soulless, moronically corrupt dirtbags. Now I really don’t give a damn what party they are affiliated with – because if living their life as a full time political figure is their vocation, then they are nothing more than filthy, conniving, manipulative viscous scum that lies dormant within the reservoir tip of a used prophylactic…

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So your buddies are coming over for a little Texas Hold ‘Em tonight and there’s sure to be cigars and ice cold beer on the docket. But you know that these CROMAGS are showing up with some serious friggin appetites and the guys don’t bluff when it comes food. This pulled pork recipe is not only stupid easy to make, but it will have the animals grunting with approval for hours on end!

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Pick yourself up a nice hunk of juicy tenderloin, enough to slice into four steaks for you and your three best pals, and this recipe will have your taste buds thanking you for hours on end. So get the grill fired up, some few icy cold refreshments in the cooler, maybe a nice pre-meal cigar for your prep time, and get ready for a mouthwatering meal that is stupid easy to make. So, HERE’s the beef!…

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Origin : Honduras . Body : Full out Knock your balls off
Shape : Torpedo . Size : 6 x 54 . Strength : Hell Yeah
Wrapper : Honduras Maduro
Filler : Honduras Maduro
Binder : Honduras Maduro

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Hey Gabbagool…yeah, I’m talkin’ to you. I got a rib recipe that’ll knock your freakin’ head into the next room. These sons of bitches are so sweet, so tender, so juicy and tasty that I had to whack my neighbor just to get the secret recipe from him. But since you came all the way to Jersey just to see me, I’ll let ya take a look – but don’t tell nobody…capeesh?

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