March 26, 2012 . The Inaugural KING of the Man Cave™

Today’s world is full of whiners, wimps, and politically correct jackwagons who are under the delusion that they are the mainstream voice and know what’s best for us all. These, self-absorbed, self-righteous, self-appointed do-gooders of society want to save us from our own doing as the pussifiaction of America continues to rear its hideous head. There comes to a point when one has to ask: “Is there a real man amongst us who will stand up to the P.C. bullying and the tyrannical grip of the pleasure police?” And I say, hell yeah, my bruthas and sistas… It’s time to meet Tommy ZOGthe Original CROMAG ™!

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Everybody loves Tommy ZOG – a throwback to a time when men were king’s of the castle – bringing old-school values back into today’s modern and confused world. He’s a man of few words as his actions and lifestyle speak loudly. People are drawn to his unabashed rugged nature and no-nonsense approach to life. Unpretentious as they come – what you see is what you get, bringing a whole new meaning to the term “civilized”. ZOG is truly the quintessential man’s man – the ladies find him to be refreshing, turned on by a self-assured man who is comfortable in his own skin (and a leopard skin.)  And guys want to befriend this way-cool CROMAG, wishing they had the stones to be just like him.

Every Monday, King of the Man Cave will feature a new illustrated spot – exclusively here on – as Tommy ZOG (my gallant alter-ego) makes a bold statement while standing up for us CROMAGS everywhere. While ZOG is the brainchild of my twisted Polack cerebellum, I needed the right man to bring our cave dweller to life… and I proudly announce that I have joined forces with renowned nationally known cartoonist, Jerry King, of Playboy / Cigar Magazine / American Greetings / Disney fame, (to name a few.) Jerry, an Ohio native who longs for the fulltime sun of Florida, has been pumping out his unique and recognized style for over 20 years, and now the cigar savoring, martini swilling, lady loving ZOG is a part of his illustrious resume. Jerry’s amazing and I’m jacked to finally be working together!

So enjoy the KING of the Man Cave each week and make sure to post your comments on what you think because there is definitely a whole lot of ZOG in all of us!

Keepin’ it real, as always,

Tommy Zman
Your Social Cromag Extraordinaire

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One Response to March 26, 2012 . The Inaugural KING of the Man Cave™

  1. Joe WInter says:

    This is great, keep up all the good work for your fellow cromags out there!