In a world filled with pretentious, wanna-be, poser, butt-wipes, one honest to goodness real man stands out amongst the rest (hint: he’s donning the leopard skin loin cloth, surrounded by a gaggle of top-heavy hotties.) Truth be told, this throwback is a modern day legend, and there isn’t a man alive who doesn’t want to be the incredible Tommy ZOG.
So you’re asking: What’s ZOG’s secret? Well, it’s really no secret at all – love life and be true to yourself. The ladies just dig this refreshing approach, and quite frankly, the guy gets more ass than a toilet seat.
So, join us here each Monday as our unabashed King of the Man Cave tells it like it is, when his actions speak louder than words ever could.
Keepin’ it real, as always,
Your Social Cromag Extraordinaire