Tommy Z’s “Man-Food” Recipes

Celebrity Chef, David Big Swole Rose lends his mouthwatering man food recipe to us CROMAGS who crave massive meaty goodness. And when you’ve got a meal like this, you sure as hell need some delicious side dishes to go along with the feast. So, along with these melt in your mouth short ribs, we’ve got creamy farro risotto, rainbow carrots, garlic sauteed broccolini, and a crispy bacon crumble.

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For those of you who love the loaf but don’t cook, here’s a mouth watering recipe that even a primate can make… You know damn well that everything’s better with bacon…

I came up with the recipe just walking around the grocery store trying to think what

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So your buddies are coming over for a little Texas Hold ‘Em tonight and there’s sure to be cigars and ice cold beer on the docket. But you know that these CROMAGS are showing up with some serious friggin appetites and the guys don’t bluff when it comes food. This pulled pork recipe is not only stupid easy to make, but it will have the animals grunting with approval for hours on end!

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Pick yourself up a nice hunk of juicy tenderloin, enough to slice into four steaks for you and your three best pals, and this recipe will have your taste buds thanking you for hours on end. So get the grill fired up, some few icy cold refreshments in the cooler, maybe a nice pre-meal cigar for your prep time, and get ready for a mouthwatering meal that is stupid easy to make. So, HERE’s the beef!…

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Hey Gabbagool…yeah, I’m talkin’ to you. I got a rib recipe that’ll knock your freakin’ head into the next room. These sons of bitches are so sweet, so tender, so juicy and tasty that I had to whack my neighbor just to get the secret recipe from him. But since you came all the way to Jersey just to see me, I’ll let ya take a look – but don’t tell nobody…capeesh?

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